They wondered if a cabbage would do instead of asparagus.

Some strange comparisons lead to new and unusual results.

We invented the cabbage souffle burger.

A big hit in every major cluster of islands from the Pacific to the Atlantic to the Antarctic, a fortune was made and many mouths fed nutritiously and deliciously.

What a difference a good dollop of ridiculousness makes!

Thank you for your time and the brand new five bedroom, three bathroom RV.

Where to go will be the decision each morning. Or ”should I stay or should I go now?”

Adventure seems great until the moment it’s delivered without invitation. Then, it seems wonderful two weeks later – in retrospect.

Seize the day, they say. We often wonder where the handles are!

Slower than a speeding jaguar, faster than a golf cart.

Which way it would be was a thrilling waiting game for the crowd jostling the air outside.

Hold, raise and wave on a count of three.

Good company.

Yes or no

Designed to win

Sometimes there is an in between

As in, whether you like it or not

Enough or not?

Twist and pull.

Sit still while watching this insanely funny film.

Made before black and white films got their edge.

A grand epic of masterful magnificence.

Which part would you have played?

Imagine it if you haven’t seen the original, which is no longer available.