Now is the time of day to think straight.

Crooked was good, curved was fine and so was the straight line.

We’ve come up with an improvement – Quantum Cooking with Quantum Cuisine.

All dishes are served at once. There is a menu, but it exists just so that you know the many dishes that make up the one,

When you leave a QuantumFry (TM) restaurant – or order from one – you will feel you’ve had 30, 50 or more courses.

Heavy? No you’ll feel as light as a feather. Quantum. Remember?

Feeding the world can become a reality sooner than anyone expected, by the way.

Dandy and Wherewithal headed for the sweet town of Undertow.

We hadn’t time and inclination to raise flags or forge sculptures.

We did bring out tea cakes, plastic spoons and artificial lemonade.

Sounds pretty bleak, but hidden behind all this was a charter and a new type of adhesive.

All inspired by the idea, if it really is one, of “keeping it all together”.

They wondered if a cabbage would do instead of asparagus.

Some strange comparisons lead to new and unusual results.

We invented the cabbage souffle burger.

A big hit in every major cluster of islands from the Pacific to the Atlantic to the Antarctic, a fortune was made and many mouths fed nutritiously and deliciously.

What a difference a good dollop of ridiculousness makes!

Thank you for your time and the brand new five bedroom, three bathroom RV.

Where to go will be the decision each morning. Or ”should I stay or should I go now?”

Adventure seems great until the moment it’s delivered without invitation. Then, it seems wonderful two weeks later – in retrospect.

Seize the day, they say. We often wonder where the handles are!

Slower than a speeding jaguar, faster than a golf cart.

Which way it would be was a thrilling waiting game for the crowd jostling the air outside.

Hold, raise and wave on a count of three.

Good company.