Where is the whisky when you listen to the next unvarnished falsity, and where is the truth?

Of course, we don’t care.

Why bother at all when the jokes keep flowing and the salt and honey-flavored pretzels will only run out years from now?

Just wash it all down with some fictional prose and nonsensical faux logic.

There is plenty to go around. For now!

Grilled opinions and steamed thoughts.

It was the cheese that sealed the deal.

Those rich blue veins of flavor convinced everyone that saying “hello” and “good morning” had to come back into fashion.

Some people refused the cheese and gave it to the mice instead.

We want to encourage humane and communicative behavior, so we are re-launching with the option of vegan cheese and recycled thinking.

It just took off.

From idea to billions in no time flat.

Lightning speed accumulation.

Impressive.

Unknown: whether it will be remembered five years from now.

Five years from now, many other things will seem more important and we won’t even have any idea what it was all about.

Sad? Impressive? Progress? Nostalgia?

Suggestions fell in like beer barrels rolling into the cellar of a pub in a city in northern England.

No leaks, lots of noise and a hint of brute strength.

Sipping some of the fine brews barely five minutes later, we had some Eureka moments.

Now that everything is solved, all is right with the world, we will go home.

Later we will make hot chocolate for everyone and tell stories.

I was there, thinking.

Just that. Pondering and combing mind-moving moments to find something new to say…it didn’t need to be new.

Just change the words, make it easier, simpler and voila!

A bullseye! Vastly improved excitement and demand.

Coffee may be good but “Delicious Attentively Brewed” is so much better.

Make That simpler and I think we’ve Got It!