A barber says to his latest customer “how would you like it?”
The customer replies “medium rare with a spinach salad”
Suprised and a little mystified, the barber says “sir, you are joking?”
“Not at all” says the customer “the last time I asked for a short back and sides, I was given a rather small glass of wine and a tiny dish of ketchup”
“That doesn’t make any sense, sir, were they listening?”
…Now it’s your turn, you can complete the tale and add the punchline – or wait for tomorrow’s reply where this will not be mentioned again and you can heave a sigh of relief!
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