A party is really a vacation with limited travel.

The sheer unconcerned visitor will enjoy every single celebration and, be thought of afterwards as the best guest.

Did they invite the one who ate a sandwich with his caviar?

Will the champagne shuffler sit or stand?

Forget all that.

Don’t even think about them.

Being a tourist is the best bet.

You get to be cheerful and everyone else tries their best for you.

Besides it’s “fun”.

And, you might meet “y”.